omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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