He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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