hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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