so that wasnt chicken after all
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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