Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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