i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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