they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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