I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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