it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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