I'm lost and stupid without you.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
