Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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