i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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