well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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