I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
