Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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