whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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