i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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