and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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