At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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