I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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I touched a dick in church today
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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