ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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