so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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