WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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