My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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