Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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