Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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