I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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