Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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