she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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