you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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