You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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