Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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