The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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