can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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