Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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Found the puke drawer
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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