I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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