What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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