It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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