How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Alive.
So much puke
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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