I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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