I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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