Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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