i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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You're like the curious george of whores
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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