There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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