Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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