i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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