She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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