can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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