How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.