i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time