I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i barfeds in our rink
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood