So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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