is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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