i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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