I hate your face
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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