I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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