With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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